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Zoey knows just the thing for moodswings and cramps!

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He might not look it, but Ditto is an animal in bed.

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The I.N.T.o.R.HThere was once a very normal town, full of very normal people. They lived in very normal houses, leading very normal lives doing very normal jobs, and making pets of very normal badgers that sang very normal songs.  
 
 The one distinguishing feature of these people was a certain aspect of their religion. It wasn't a terribly unique religion by itself, as expected it had largely normal beliefs and practices. Over every place of worship was a sign that read: Let all your prayers end in "!".   
 For the one curious belief of these people was that you should always be enthusiastic when you pray. Obligated, monotone The I.N.T.o.R.H
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VacantAugust 12th, 2009   
 Today I awoke in a very different place than I had gone to sleep. I didn't notice at first, but you can only refuse to open your eyes for so long before you realize that the bed you're in isn't yours.   
 Maybe I should have panicked. It wouldn't have done any good, but that's probably the reaction a normal person would have. Or that I would have, normally. Instead I just sat up, breathing slowly, evenly. I think that surprised me more than the change of scenery.   
 The room wasn't very large. It was furnished simply: dresser, lamp, sofa, bookshelf, the usual. The walls and c Vacant
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Angel GnomeThat beard.   
 The hat.   
 The disgustingly innocent, innocuous smile.  
 
 He stared at the lawn gnome at the far side of the room, slowly realizing everything was its fault. His failed marriage, his job, that damn pony, it was all because of the gnome. A muffled voice in the back of his mind protested this discovery, calling it ridiculous, ludicrous, but was quickly drowned out by the sort of chemical reassurance that of course he was right, that god damn gnome!   
 Look at the way it just sits there, smiling. No really, look at it. Can you see it? The lumpy, hand-painted little Angel Gnome
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Happy Fox Day (Yesterday)!

Journal Entry: Thu Dec 17, 2009, 11:27 AM
Teen Ink Finally Accepts

A while back (and by a while, I mean like a month ago) I submitted a few pieces to Teen Ink. I was getting irritated waiting patiently, and eventually just stopped checking my email. Naturally, that's when it came in.
So they accepted the submissions for the site. Not the magazine yet, though the automated email assures me there's a still a possibility.

If you've been reading my work on dA you've already read them. I just copy pasted the artist descriptions, so there's nothing new to see. For those interested, the Teen Ink submissions can be found here:

The Angel Gnome

Closed(Minded)

I guess the part of this that's a big deal is that they actually took the former. I didn't think they would, given the content. You know, carbon monoxide, naughty words. Things you definitely want teenagers reading.
I still can't find any guidelines for that kind of thing.

I'll let you guys know if anything winds up in print, but honestly I'm not holding my breath.
Those two were the only dA submissions I think they'd take/didn't suck, otherwise I might have spammed them a bit to even the odds.

Wish me luck, and also cupcakes!




Fox Day Celebrations!

I was too lazy to write this entry yesterday, but it's okay.
You have my permission to celebrate today, as well.

Originally I was going to bake a cake, but I guess I thought about it too loudly because my oven blew up and now I think it's on strike.
So instead, here's a pretty Feature box full of foxes from dA's Newest channel that you all missed and should go look at.











I tried to get a few different mediums in here, but I lost the will to live after Photography. You'd think you'd find lots of, I dunno, pictures of foxes, but no. There were two, and then 358 pictures of teenagers posing in front of a mirror for Myspace wearing something that has a fox on it.
Don't even get me started on the ...ahem... risque furry pictures in Digital Art. <.<;
In short, you have no idea how terrifying an endeavor this was, putting these together here. Don't ever search for any animal on this site.

That said, some of this stuff is freakin' awesome! Go give them love right away!
~Happy Fox Day! Um, yesterday!


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~Yurama Dec 17, 2009, 2:19:03 PM
Thank you for the foxy feature! owo
I had no idea a fox day existed *Is ashamed to call herself a fox lover*

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=ValentineRain Dec 17, 2009, 2:21:42 PM
It doesn't officially, it's just a personal holiday I like to celebrate. ^.^
Although a quick google search says that some school campuses have one. It looks like an inside joke.

Thanks for the watch, btw. ^.^
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~wovnwolv Nov 28, 2009, 1:35:47 PM
hey do you know what an oc is?? i think it has sumthing to do with a character you make up but idk for sure????

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=ValentineRain Nov 28, 2009, 1:48:38 PM
Yep. OC typically stands for Original Character. ^.^
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Mood: Triumph ~wovnwolv Nov 28, 2009, 2:59:14 PM
OH!!!!!!!!! i get it now!!!!!!!!!! gosh im dense... o.o
oh well thank you!

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=deviantinvader Nov 14, 2009, 2:05:02 PM
You've been tagged. :<

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=deviantinvader Nov 14, 2009, 2:44:04 PM
D:

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99% of the teenage population thinks that raver kids and rivetheads are weird, but if you are part of the 1% that loves fucking to techno music, copy and paste this into your sig.

Me: [link]
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=oracle-of-nonsense Sep 3, 2009, 12:43:13 PM
I know you're already submitting an article (or two, I'm not quite sure), but I'm just reminding you that if you could submit art, or even Chapters/segments of Jinxed, anything and almost everything is welcomed. I trust you to use the sensibility to appropriateness that I know is buried somewhere deep inside.

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- Andrew Greeley
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=ValentineRain Nov 8, 2009, 8:07:05 PM
I don't think Jinxed would really work. It's kind of... I dunno, ridiculously long.

I used to do short stories, but I haven't had any good ideas for them lately. Plus the ones I write are usually pretty heavy, and Ms. Goodwin is trying to keep the paper less emo than last year.
I'll keep you posted if I find anything suitable though.
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=oracle-of-nonsense Nov 9, 2009, 7:00:06 AM
Yeah, I suppose that's true.

Less emo...right, with all our fledgling poets writing about dead lovers and such. >.< But thank you, I appreciate that.

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"We are born with two incurable diseases -- life, from which we die; and hope, which says maybe death isn’t the end."
- Andrew Greeley
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Mood: Unheard ~Obli-vion Aug 19, 2009, 5:46:52 AM
I finally made a new dA account and you don't even get on to see my picchas.... :[

Get online damnit! Hahaha.
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=ValentineRain Nov 8, 2009, 8:07:56 PM
You say that, but you haven't posted anything in a while.
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!holly-in-wonderland Jul 30, 2009, 10:19:44 PM
:spork: I like that one.
and I still have more deviations than you! we should make it a race to see who can get to 100 first. GO!

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